My Kids

Okay - today marks the "one month" date until the election; so the whole family was out today helping dad with his campaign. We were knocking on doors and dropping off literature. So as my son and I were walking along, he sees an Obama sign and says "Mom, don't look at it...it will burn out your eyes and make you a zombie!"

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Yesterday my son had a friend over to play. My son says to his friend "In my class everyone is voting for McCain." His friend replies "Yeah, my whole class is voting for McCain too." My son adds on "In Ben's class there is someone who is voting for Obama." When my son's friend asks who it is. My son named the individual and then says "I have no clue why he would do that!" The two boys sat there laughing and then went on to play Bak-gu-gon (however it is spelled). The boys are 7. Smart boys!

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My daughter and I are watching "The Mummy Returns" or whatever it is called...it's the second Mummy movie. The part with the little pygmy cannibal creatures starts and I call them pygmy cannibals. My daughter asks what a cannibal is so I define it for her. The then tells me that she no longer wants to eat their soup.
me: "Huh??"
girl: "You know, Cannibal's tomato soup"
me: "Baa haa haa haa haa...hee hee hee"